The art of whispering in my partner’s ears is one I’m still really learning to do. I’m not particularly vocal when it comes to sex. I don’t really moan and my soundtrack sounds like you’ve fudged the RCA cables. I’d once been told one of the sexiest things a man has ever done is had a noise complaint from his sexcapades. That doesn’t sound sexy to me — I’d die of second hand embarrassment if I had to answer the door to that.